domingo, janeiro 30, 2005

Everybody is free to wear sunscreen

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99, Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis or reliable then my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice...

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, nevermind, you won't understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded, but trust me in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.
You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future, or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.

The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind: the kind that blindsides you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts; don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive; forget the insults. (if you succeed in doing this, tell me how).

Keep your old love letters; throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives; some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of Calcium. Be kind to your knees - you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40; maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself, either. Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body: use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it; it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance... even if you have no where to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions (even if you don't follow them).
Do not read beauty magazines; they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents; you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings: they're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but what a precious few should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps and geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard.
Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old; and when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse, but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you are 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia; dispensing it is a way of wishing the past from the disposal- wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts, and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen...


Baz Luhrman

quarta-feira, janeiro 26, 2005

As Palavras

São como um cristal,
as palavras.
Algumas, um punhal,
um incêndio.
Outras,
orvalho apenas.

Secretas vêm, cheias de memória.
Inseguras navegam:
barcos ou beijos,
as águas estremecem.

Desamparadas, inocentes,
leves.
Tecidas são de luze são a noite.
E mesmo pálidas
verdes paraísos lembram ainda.

Quem as escuta? Quem
as recolhe, assim,
cruéis, desfeitas,
nas suas conchas puras?
Eugénio de Andrade

segunda-feira, janeiro 24, 2005

Zoickarias

Zoickarias

Holy Orgy

Sodomy
Fellatio
Cunnilingus
Pederasty

Father, why do these words sound so nasty?

Masturbation
Can be fun
Join the holy orgy
Kama Sutra
Everyone!

Hair
Gerome Ragni + James Rado

domingo, janeiro 23, 2005

Rodeo do Alentejo

Em minarete
mate
bate
leve
verde neve
minuete
de luar.

Meia-noite
do Segredo
no penedo
duma noite
de luar.

Olhos caros
de Morgada
enfeitada
com preparos
de luar.

Rompem fogo
pandeiretas
morenitas,
bailam tetas
e bonitas,
bailam chitas
e jaquetas,
são as fitas
desafogo
de luar.

Voa o xaile
andorinha
pelo baile,
e a vida
doentinha
e a ermida
ao luar.

Laçarote
escarlate
de cocote
alegria
de Maria
la-ri-rate
em folia
de luar.

Giram pés
giram passos
girassóis
e os bonés,
e os braços
destes dois
giram laços
de luar.

O colete
desta Virgem
endoidece
como o S
do foguete
em vertigem
de luar.

Em minarete
mate
bate
leve
verde neve
minuete
de luar.


José de Almada Negreiros

terça-feira, janeiro 18, 2005

Poeta castrado, não!

Serei tudo o que disserem
Por inveja ou negação:
Cabeçudo dromedário
fogueira de exibição
teorema corolário
poema de mão em mão
lâzudo publicitário
malabarista cabrão.
Serei tudo o que disserem.
Poeta castrado não!

Os que entendem como eu
as linhas com que me escrevo
reconhecem o que é meu
em tudo quanto lhes devo:
ternura como já disse
sempre que faço um poema;
saudade que se partisse
me alagaria de pena;
e também uma alegria
uma coragem serena
em renegar a poesia
quando ela nos envenena.

Os que entendem como eu
a força que tem um verso
reconhecem o que é seu
quando lhes mostro o reverso:
Da fome já não se fala
-é tão vulgar que nos cansa -
mas que dizer de uma bala
num esqueleto de criança?

Do frio não reza a história
- a morte é branda e letal -
mas que dizer da memória
de uma bomba de napalm?

E o resto pode ser
o poema dia a dia?
- Um bistori a crescer
nas coxas de uma judia;
um filho que vai nascer
parido por asfixia?!
- Ah não me venham dizer
que é fonética a poesia!

Serei tudo o que disserem
por temos ou negação:
Demagogo mau profeta
falso médico ladrão
prostituta proxoneta
espoleta televisão.
Serei tudo o que disserem:
Poeta castrado Não!

José Carlos Ary dos Santos

segunda-feira, janeiro 17, 2005

Encomenda....

Desejo uma fotografia
como esta - o senhor vê - como esta:
em que para sempre me ria
como um vestido de eterna festa.

Como tenho a testa sombria,
derrame luz na minha testa.
Deixe esta ruga, que me empresta
um certo ar de sabedoria.

Não meta fundos de floresta
nem de arbitrária fantasia...
Não... Neste espaço que ainda resta,
ponha uma cadeira vazia.

Cecília Meireles